ZZemo Analytics

The busywork runs itself.You keep the final word.

Zemo Analytics automates the calls you miss, the reviews you never asked for, and the books that pile up — every draft checked by a person before anything counts.

No contract to start. Live in days, not months.

Right now

9:47 PM. A customer calls after hours.

Straight to voicemail. They call the next business on Google instead.

With Zemo Analytics

9:47 PM. Answered on the first ring.

Instant pickup, a same-second text confirmation — you find out later, not from a lost sale.

How automated do you want your business? Drag toward "overlord mode" — the tier updates as you go.

Tier 2Most popular

Maximize Your Google Platform

Turns every visit into a personalized Google review request — drafted, you approve it, then it sends itself — plus drafted responses to what comes back, so your Google presence actually reflects the business you run.

$500 /mo

One signal, one human checkpoint

Automation runs continuously in the background. It only reaches your customers after it passes through you.

1

Free Digital Health Checkup

We scan your site, listings, and reviews and tell you exactly what's costing you customers — no obligation.

2

We recommend a tier

Based on what the checkup finds, not a one-size-fits-all package. You see the price before you decide anything.

3

Live in days

Your config goes in, your accounts connect, and the system starts working — no months-long onboarding.

4

You approve, always

Every draft — a reply, a post, a categorized transaction — waits for your yes. Nothing ships on its own.

Live right now

Your agents, working — while you do anything else

Five agents run continuously across your accounts. Nothing reaches a customer until it clears the one checkpoint that matters: you.

Phone & ChatAnswers when you can't, texts back what it can't solve

Draft text reply

"Sorry we missed you! We'll call you back within the hour — reply if another time works better."

Waiting on your approval
Google ReviewsTurns visits into 5-star requests, drafts replies to what comes in

Draft review request

"Hey Sarah, thanks for stopping by today! Mind leaving us a quick review?"

Waiting on your approval
SEO, GEO & CampaignsKeeps you found — on Google, and on AI answer engines

Draft SEO fix

Homepage title rewritten to include "near me" — the exact phrase your customers are already searching.

Waiting on your approval
Books & SalesCategorizes transactions, flags what's actually selling

Draft stock flag

"Your #2 best-seller just sold out — restock before Friday, before it costs you sales."

Waiting on your approval
CRM & LeadsEvery lead lands in one place, so none get missed

New lead logged

Missed call from (937) 555-0142 → added to CRM, follow-up queued.

Waiting on your approval
Human Approvalthat's you
Live & working

A look at how the pieces connect — not a live feed of client data.

For hair salons: one plan, one price

Your hands are in foils, the phone rings, and that balayage books with whoever answers. Front Desk for Salons is the whole fix in one plan, built from the ladder above.

Front Desk for Salons

Everything a salon needs to stay booked

  • A phone front desk that answers 24/7, books the appointment on the call, and texts the client a confirmation. If you use GlossGenius, Vagaro, Square, or Booksy, it texts your booking link.
  • A Google review request after every visit, and a drafted reply to every review that comes in.
  • Your client list, built automatically from every call and booking.
  • Rebooking texts and emails when it's time (about six weeks after a cut, eight after color), slow-day openings, and welcome notes. Each one waits for your approval before it sends.
  • The monthly dashboard: calls answered, bookings taken, reviews gained, messages sent.
  • 300 calls a month included. Busier salons add 600 more for $250.

Front Desk for SalonsFirst three salons

$650 /mo

No contract. Cancel any month. The two-week setup before go-live is never billed.

Website build for salons: $999 one time, optional. Your version of our salon demo, with your photos, prices, and stylists.

Founding-salon offer. The first three salons get the website build free and the first month free, in exchange for a testimonial and permission to share the results.

Not included, on purpose: SEO or AI-search work, social media, and any direct connection into your booking software beyond texting its link. Salons need the phone, the reviews, and the rebooking. That's the plan.

Verified

We ran this on our own business first

Client Zero

PeteZ PopZ

Missed-Call Save, Books Cleanup, our free Digital Health Checkup, CRM Setup, Sales Insight, GEO, Deeper SEO, and Review Requests/Responses started as real tools solving real problems for our own retail business — a phone that went unanswered after hours, books that needed cleaning up, a digital presence worth actually auditing, leads worth tracking in one place, inventory gaps worth catching before they cost a sale, questions AI answer engines weren't citing us for, search performance worth actually tracking week to week, reviews worth actually asking happy customers for — before any became something we'd sell. Client Zero isn't a case study we wrote after the fact. It's the reason any of this exists.

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Offerings already proven on our own business

24/7

Phone coverage since going live, zero missed calls

100%

Of drafts human-approved before they count

0

Months of downtime since going live

Minimum access, always

Every integration is scoped to exactly what that tool needs to do its job — nothing broader, checked before it ever touches your accounts.

Scoped credentials

Read access where read is enough

Sales Insight only ever needs to read your order history — it never gets permission to change a product, issue a refund, or touch a setting.

Nothing ships unseen

A human approves every draft

Content, review replies, categorized transactions — all queued for your yes before they reach a customer or your books.

Your data stays yours

No reselling, no shared pools

Your accounts, statements, and customer data are never combined with another client's or used to train anything beyond your own account.

A builder, not a sales team

Zemo Analytics is built and run hands-on — no account managers, no outsourced delivery. When you talk to us, you're talking to the person who actually built the system running your business.

Part of this menu already runs on a real retail business before ever being sold to anyone else — Client Zero, above, is that proof — and the rest is built the same careful way.

Peter spent 22 years in the Navy as a Cryptologist, retiring as a Senior Chief — the military's version of a data scientist, trained to turn raw signal into decisions that mattered. He holds a Bachelor's in Business Administration (Small Business/Entrepreneurship) and is finishing a Master's in Data Science. He's owned and run PeteZ PopZ, a real retail business, since 2022. Today he's also a Senior Analyst — someone who finds the real problem first, then builds the automation and code that actually solves it. This exact instinct created Zemo Analytics, where we turn analysis into automation.

Before you ask

What if I don't like what the AI does?

Nothing reaches a customer or your books without your approval first. If a draft's wrong, you reject it or edit it — the system learns from that correction going forward.

What access do you actually need?

Only what each tool requires, and never more. Sales Insight reads orders, it can't change them. Books Cleanup reads a bank statement export, it never touches your bank account directly. We'll tell you exactly what's needed before you connect anything.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. No long-term contract to start — you can stop any tier at the end of a billing month.

How is this different from hiring someone?

You get the coverage of a full-time hire — answering every call, drafting every reply, watching every account — at a fraction of the cost, because the routine work is automated and you only spend time on the approvals that matter.

What if my business doesn't fit the menu above?

Tell us what's actually costing you time. Several of the offerings above started as one-off fixes for a specific problem before they became a standing product.

Find out what's actually costing you customers

A free scan of your site, listings, and reviews — with specific, honest findings, not a sales script.